"You are going to have to pry this bag from my cold, dead hands. So we'll just call this a carry-on, okay?" Ann, on being asked what she's going to say to the airline when she returns to the US with her large piece of luggage (had she had received it!)
Karey, Lisa & Ann arrived a day later than expected (ice storms in Newark and baggage handlers on strike in Philly and "something about sugar"). Fortunately, they made it. Unfortunately, they made it sans luggage. Now, their luggage never made it, so our morning ritual came to be sitting in our flat, having our coffee, and bitching to Jerry or Charlie, whoever was on that day, about where the luggage was. On one of the last days, and you have to realize we are tired, so very tired (both b/c its the morning after a crazy night, and, its been too long with out luggage), they connected Ann to the head office of Continental in Houston. Naturally, it goes without saying, but Ann is so eloquent, she was heard saying, "Yeah, Houston, we've got a fuckin' problem!" Needless to say, we made the best of it and relied on humour to get us through.
"Don't be giving me Evils!" Vicky, from Little Britain
Naturally we had to inject a little humour into our week with all the trials the girls went through (having almost no clothes, make up, etc.) This phrase became a favourite real quick. I think we used it no less than 84 times in 6 days.
“Boi oi oi oi nnng!” The sound the street sign makes when Ryan walks smack, full on, right into it.
Well, we met up with some friends of Lisa’s sister’s husband’s mates Bryan Danny, at Ricks on Frederick Street. We needed to pick up some First Foot tickets for the following evening’s Hogmanay (NYE) celebration. Little did Bryan know, that we ultimately would not need the tickets because we had 2 different sets of 2 tickets and their were 5 of us, so we went to England instead. Good times.
Well, from Rick’s we went to The Standing Order for a cheap drink. Well, the name is true to what you do there, and the standing got old, so headed over to Dirty Dicks or the Bad Ass on Rose Street, but they were too full. This led us to the Scotsman for a pint a picture of an authentic kilt (and not one of them skirt-like kilts, a REAL kilt) wearing gentleman, for which the girls were able to take pictures. After a run to the chippy, we headed to Three Sisters to dance and meet Danny, and then it happened: we’re walking, and I’m looking down at the mobile phone, Lisa is dropping bags because she’s tired of carrying them and whinging about Danny, and Ann and Karey are walking behind me, and I hit it, the street sign. Damn, no way to save face there. Just keep on walking Ryan. Ann and Karey promptly fall to their knees and laugh, hard, for a while, and then resumed the walking.
“Holiday-the-shit outta the mutherfucka” Ann, in the taxi ride home, about walk she would do if she could to the cute boy.
Well, Chasers found Lisa enjoying, and then not, and then again, enjoying Danny’s company. I’m proud to say she found out what a snog was. Ann was doing well, chatting up a boy name Seif. And, Karey and I, being the married ones, were chatting with, not up, the other guy, Keisha. Some dancing and more snogs later for the girls led us to our second Chippy run. It’s about 3am now, so it’s justified. On asking if Lisa should see Danny again, and have more than a snog with him on this holiday, is Ann’s reply. I think it is inferred what ‘holiday’ means.
“You don't even KNOW me!” Lisa’s response to her most recent date telling her that she can’t save the world. They’ve since broken up. It was used just slightly less than “Don’t be giving me Evils!”
“Luggage is STILL not found? US 1, Scotland 0” Ryan, impersonating Phoebe in the Friends where they fly to Vegas for the wedding episode and she’s comparing Vegas to England. Scotland, being so dark, so cold and so…closed (shops, busses, etc) due to the holidays, didn’t fare well on many occasions on this trip.
“Mind your own business.” Karey, responding to Ryan, who commented on the excessive amount of wine she had drunk one evening by the fire in the formal Dining hall at Dalkeith House. This phrase came it real handy over the next few days.
”I'm Married, I don' t have to do anything!” Karey again, still on the wine buzz, on why she is so lazy (and that’s mentally lazy, not physically lazy). Yeah, good luck with her Cody, she's ALL yours.
”It's amazing how I think differently, soberly.” Lisa, drunk.
"You're Pretty." Response to Lisa, by Everyone. In addition, it was the universal response by everyone, to anyone, when someone said something especially stupid.
”She loves her panties.” Karey, in response to everyone in the room looking at her like she’s a freak when she said that Abbey, her puppy, had her first period before they got her fixed.
”We like it inside.” Karey, in the Roslyn Glen Hotel pub, after waiting 45 minutes for a bus that never showed and a taxi that was 30 minutes late, having a pint to warm us up. We did enjoy the Roslyn Chapel (very busy, I’m sure mostly due to Davinnci Code fame), but it was a bitch to get out of the wee little town!
”Fuck the nachos, I want a hand job!” Karey, at the Blue Moon, where they forgot our nachos.
Well, our last night out brought us from Roslyn Chapel to the Opal Lounge on George Street for posh cocktail before dinner. Well, it was turning out to be splendid little evening and drink when we, along with the cute lesbian couple behind us, and the entire wait staff, noticed the young man and woman making out beside us! It was fairly obscene, involved a hand job and lots of neck licking. They would sip on their pints and make out and stare at each other. The worst part about it, not to mention they were street side in front of the window, was seeing their very young baby, sitting in the baby pram next to them, watching them as well.
After not receiving our nachos at the Blue Moon to a simple oversight, Karey’s quick holiday wit kicked in, and spread some holiday joy.
Well, needless to say, little miss Karey was on fire in Scotland. Karey is the new Cam.
We laughed all the way to The Street where we met up with 2 Tennis Balls Danny and his mates, Bryan (and wife Kyra), Darren and Bob. Very good night, LOTS of Ikea.
Good Times!